Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Welcome Weary Traveler



ABOUT

The LEAFY SUTRA is a no-bullshit, non-fanatical web-page of bold and blunt advice delivered as often as I'm not too lazy to update. Your Mistress here, specializes in oracle readings that are FUCKING FREE and freakishly personal. She does not know exactly why she's good at it, but fact is she's damn good at it. Period. You want to try it for yourself? Just ask away. Readings are free, because readings are healing, and healing should be free, same as education, shelter, security and nourishment should be free for all human beings. Yeah, I know, if only.

This page is about whatever you want it to be about. Ask me questions, tell me what the hell's the matter with you and we'll find a solution together. Feel lonely? Sick? Ill? Angry? Suicidal? Misunderstood? Moody? Curious? or hell, like a bit of an anarchist and just want to piss your parents off? Send me your story, it can be anonymous, I will publish it, and answer your questions to the best of my knowledge (partially or fully aided by an oracle card reading).

HISTORY

Ok, I won't get into why it's called "Leafy" Sutra just yet. It's a private joke that became... serious. Never too serious of course, but serious enough for me to build a blog around it. But there is no special meaning to why it's "Leafy" except that my friends used to call me "Leafy" for other reasons that had more to do with a bottle of tequila and a large plant. Believe me, you don't want to know.

I was influenced by my friends into doing this, because they felt I was best suited to be some sort of Life Coach. I don't plan to be, but hey, if my talking to you helps (and if you need help with homework or coming up with a good excuse to ditch class) that's what I'm here for. I'm also here for whatever else comes up, if I decide, it really depends.

All this work started the moment I opened my big mouth, so chronology-wise, I'd say the Leafy Sutra began in 1990, but took shape in 2005, while I was in college, studying one of my many careers (and I've really taken many). I was born between 1985-1988, supposedly the Indigo era. Don't ask me what I'm supposed to be now, because apparently we mutate (only those that have ever read a book on New Age will probably get this one)

WARNING AND DISCLAIMER

This is not a New Age / Wiccan / Pagan / Jew / Christian / Atheist / Buddhist / Mormon / Taoist / Islamic / Kabbalah / Protestant / Amish / Whatever-Other-Religion-You-Wanna-Throw-At-Me Page. I'm not some witch, heretic, crazy ass lunatic trying to convince you to worship Mother Moon or Mother Mary. I do have faith and believe in one true force that binds us, inexorably linking our thoughts, actions and destinies. I'm also pretty damn sure I don't know a damn thing about any religion (And don't gloat, cause fact is neither do you, unless God/Krishna/Allah/Buddha/Etc. wrote you the memo him/herself) and I don't pretend to be the most knowledgeable source of any given information on the planet concerning these provocative theological issues henceforth, nor is this what I'm going to concentrate on in this blog. I've read enough books on each and everyone of those afore-mentioned religions to know there is no such thing as truly knowing about each religion. So if you want to discuss deep meaningful theological issues, go somewhere else.

But I will say this, my years have been concentrated on studying theology, philosophy, psychology, pedagogy and science. And regardless of any theories that claim otherwise, when I do a card reading, what comes out is true, accurate and unique. It's not ambiguous and it only applies to the person asking the question. Call it Law of Attraction, be it divine gift, maybe I'm a psychic, or who knows, but fact is fact. But be realistic, I'm not gonna pop out and say you have a doberman named Fifi. Again, I'm not a clairvoyant, or clair-anything. I'm just a really good card reader (Can you tell I like to toot my own horn? Hey if I don't do it, who will?)

And don't even think of flinging the devil at me, or we will engage in a large rhetoric about presumed manifestations of said "being" and how if anything, at least, I doubt that creature would waste any time hassling me, or you, when it can fuck with a president, some large institution, a bunch of celebrities or an international organization. Webmistress is just lil' ol me. So get over it. I graduated from Law and Debate, so I have no qualms about arguing you to death on this one.

Send me SPAM or CRAP like that and you will be ignored, banned, burned in my TRASH box. HA HA HA.

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